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textsfromarda:(715): It’d be a romantic, consensual abduction
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
balonsballs:zaataronpita:textsfromarda:(317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now
textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now? #finrod #galadrie
textsfromarda:(215):Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.(submitted by a
textsfromarda:(515): You’re tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.(submitted by starcrossed
textsfromarda:(781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe(617):
textsfromarda:(720):You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don’t give a fuck
textsfromarda:(708): I think she’s going to be dangerous to drink with, but I’m ready fo
textsfromarda:(615): How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sl
textsfromarda:(586):There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would
textsfromarda:(810): I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesit
textsfromarda:(763): Because I can’t get laid, I’m day-drinking and hunting squirrels in
textsfromarda:(208): Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere(submitted by
textsfromarda:(425): Do you think you’re physically and mentally capable of killing me? Becaus
textsfromarda:(865): I’ve fallen from my one moral pedestal(submitted by zaataronpita)#IT WAS
textsfromarda:(208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options.(submitted
havisham:zaataronpita:textsfromarda:(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into d
textsfromarda:(718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u rea
textsfromarda:(720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i ju
textsfromarda:(920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.(subm
textsfromarda:(252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my b
textsfromarda:(44):I think he just caught a duck in mid flight(submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda:(916): I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.(submitted by zaataron
textsfromarda:(765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I
textsfromarda:(208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options.(submitted
textsfromarda:(305): Something’s wrong. Everything’s on fire. Unless it was like that be
textsfromarda:(317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?#finrod #galadriel
textsfromarda:(314): Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PART
textsfromarda:(240): Banned from zoo. (301): Again?
textsfromarda:(515): You’re tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.(submitted by starcrossed
textsfromarda:(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours
textsfromarda:(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours
textsfromarda:(785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THI
veliseraptor:zaataronpita:veliseraptor:zaataronpita:textsfromarda:(785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTI
textsfromarda:(207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massivel
ask-celegorm: ask-caranthir: textsfromarda: (205):  It’s like a challenge who can be the biggest
textsfromarda: (205):  It’s like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I w
ask-celegorm: ask-caranthir: ask-curufin: ask-maglor: textsfromarda: (617): I would do horrible
ask-curufin: ask-maglor: textsfromarda: (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. (978):
textsfromarda: (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. (978): Prove it.
textsfromarda:(720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i ju
textsfromarda:(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone#NOT EVERYONE MOSTLY J
textsfromarda:(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashe
textsfromarda:(208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options.(submitted
textsfromarda:(720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i ju
textsfromarda:(248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda:(218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
textsfromarda:(615): How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sl
veliseraptor:zaataronpita:veliseraptor:zaataronpita:textsfromarda:(785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTI
textsfromarda:(330):how can u be prego again(submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda:(252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my b
textsfromarda:(501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun(submitted by greyjoyparad
textsfromarda:(972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wife
textsfromarda:(720):You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don’t give a fuck
textsfromarda:(972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wife
textsfromarda:(218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
textsfromarda:(206):I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him…(subm
textsfromarda:(616): Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for u
textsfromarda:(44):I think he just caught a duck in mid flight(submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda:(716):The only thought that went through my head was “that would be an absolute
textsfromarda:(218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
textsfromarda:(425): Do you think you’re physically and mentally capable of killing me? Becaus
textsfromarda:(307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.(submitted by z
textsfromarda:(708): its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
textsfromarda:(920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.(subm
textsfromarda:(865): I’ve fallen from my one moral pedestal(submitted by zaataronpita)#IT WAS
textsfromarda:(915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic(submitted by zaata
textsfromarda:(306): She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.(submitted b
textsfromarda:(847): this is a family affair. You’re an embarrassment.(1-847): whatever it&rsq
textsfromarda:(978): And I can feel feelings now and they hurtPoor baby.That is not actually sa
textsfromarda:(252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my b
textsfromarda:(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashe
textsfromarda:(317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?#finrod #galadriel
textsfromarda:(785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THI
textsfromarda:(720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i ju
textsfromarda:(715): It’d be a romantic, consensual abduction
textsfromarda:(719): we were pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall(submitted by
textsfromarda:(307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It invo
textsfromarda:(262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you hav
textsfromarda:(718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u rea
textsfromarda:(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
balonsballs: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
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textsfromarda: (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. (su
havisham: textsfromarda: (219): Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night. w
textsfromarda: (940): He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I h
textsfromarda: (516): Just heard her singing at the school concert… I am honored my penis was
textsfromarda: (330): how can u be prego again (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (978):  And I can feel feelings now and they hurt Poor baby. That is not actuall
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (+61): Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It’s soaked in weakness. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617)
textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now? #finrod #galadrie
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
textsfromarda: (207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massive
textsfromarda: (937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the
textsfromarda: (325): Sometimes I envy you, when I’m not praying for your soul. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (250): I don’t mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (305): Something’s wrong. Everything’s on fire. Unless it was like that b
textsfromarda: (720): You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don’t give a fu
textsfromarda: (810): I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesi
textsfromarda: (720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i j
textsfromarda: (937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
textsfromarda: (708): its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
textsfromarda: (317): I need to beat up a magician now. BRB. (submitted by zaataronpita) #LUTHIEN #T
textsfromarda: (314): Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PAR
textsfromarda: (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than your
textsfromarda: (304): You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing “Revenge Faces”.
textsfromarda: (618): the cab driver said that we weren’t the worst shit show he’d ever
textsfromarda: (325): Sometimes I envy you, when I’m not praying for your soul. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (425): Do you think you’re physically and mentally capable of killing me? Becau
textsfromarda: (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet,
textsfromarda: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re ma
textsfromarda: (515): You’re tall, so I have high hopes for your dick. (submitted by starcross
textsfromarda: (781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crash
textsfromarda: (325): Sometimes I envy you, when I’m not praying for your soul. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (906): I think a kid would responsible me up (submitted by zaataronpita) #THAT&rs
textsfromarda: (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet,
textsfromarda: (307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It inv
textsfromarda: (215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire. (submitted b
textsfromarda: (208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options. (submitte
textsfromarda: (720): You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don’t give a fu
textsfromarda: (708): its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
textsfromarda: (618): the cab driver said that we weren’t the worst shit show he’d ever
textsfromarda: (209): I will pee on everything he values. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (209): I will pee on everything he values. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (44): I think he just caught a duck in mid flight (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (906): I think a kid would responsible me up (submitted by zaataronpita) #THAT&rs
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
balonsballs: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right
textsfromarda: (207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massive
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
textsfromarda: (44): I think he just caught a duck in mid flight (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (440): Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , pettin
textsfromarda: (765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes
textsfromarda: (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than your
havisham: textsfromarda: (219): Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night. w
textsfromarda: (724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
textsfromarda: (307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT. (submitted by
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
textsfromarda: (201): Having kids is risky. They might end up weird. (submitted by helcaraxe)
textsfromarda: (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than your
textsfromarda: (708): I think she’s going to be dangerous to drink with, but I’m ready f
textsfromarda: (218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
textsfromarda: (949): We’re the kind of people who ruin family vacations
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
tekaihau: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (757): now there’s a facebook group for all the people
textsfromarda: (919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919):&
textsfromarda: (763): Because I can’t get laid, I’m day-drinking and hunting squirrels i
textsfromarda: (330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? No it
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
textsfromarda: (413): This is the point in ur life where u should realize there’s nothing left
textsfromarda: (306): She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant. (submitted
textsfromarda: (203):  I’d love to sympathize with you but I’m drunk in a mansion #
textsfromarda: (44): I think he just caught a duck in mid flight (submitted by balonsballs)
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (949): We’re the kind of people who ruin family vacations
textsfromarda: (250): I don’t mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping
textsfromarda: (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. (su
textsfromarda: (716): The only thought that went through my head was “that would be an absolut
textsfromarda: (781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617)
textsfromarda: (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on (
textsfromarda: (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on (
textsfromarda: (832):  moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone #NOT EVERYONE MOSTL
textsfromarda: (832):  moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone #NOT EVERYONE MOSTL
textsfromarda: (718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u re
textsfromarda: (724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
textsfromarda: (616): Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for
textsfromarda: (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. (su
havisham: textsfromarda: (219): Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night. w
textsfromarda: (765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes
textsfromarda: (501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun (submitted by greyjoypar
textsfromarda: (804): girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i
textsfromarda: (215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire. (submitted b
textsfromarda: (307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617)
textsfromarda: (307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (732): Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin? (
textsfromarda: (515): Why am I always the sober one? (641): Cause you’re the only one with any
textsfromarda: (515): You’re tall, so I have high hopes for your dick. (submitted by starcross
textsfromarda: (615): How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to s
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
textsfromarda: (516): Just heard her singing at the school concert… I am honored my penis was
textsfromarda: (708): its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
textsfromarda: (248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda: (248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (209): I will pee on everything he values. (submitted by zaataronpita)
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (
textsfromarda: (252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my
balonsballs: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right
textsfromarda: (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from
textsfromarda: (304): You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing “Revenge Faces”.
textsfromarda: (515): Why am I always the sober one? (641): Cause you’re the only one with any
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (819): I have grass duct taped all over my body (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on (
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (732): Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin? (
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (250): I don’t mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping
textsfromarda: (732): Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin? (
textsfromarda: (937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the
textsfromarda: (718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u re
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (314): Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PAR
textsfromarda: (865): I’ve fallen from my one moral pedestal (submitted by zaataronpita) #IT W
textsfromarda: (937): Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
textsfromarda: (440): So you threw a sword at me last night (419): I honestly wish I could say that
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (
textsfromarda: (501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun (submitted by greyjoypar
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
textsfromarda: (763): Because I can’t get laid, I’m day-drinking and hunting squirrels i
textsfromarda: (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from
textsfromarda: (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on (
havisham: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks int
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun (submitted by greyjoypar
textsfromarda: (330): how can u be prego again (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re ma
textsfromarda: (515): This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity. (
textsfromarda: (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. (su
textsfromarda: (718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u re
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun (submitted by greyjoypar
textsfromarda: (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on (
textsfromarda: (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than your
textsfromarda: (618): the cab driver said that we weren’t the worst shit show he’d ever
textsfromarda: (206): I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him… (s
textsfromarda: (218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
textsfromarda: (330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? No it
textsfromarda: (208):  Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere (submitted
textsfromarda: (305): Something’s wrong. Everything’s on fire. Unless it was like that b
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet,
textsfromarda: (440): So you threw a sword at me last night (419): I honestly wish I could say that
textsfromarda: (330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? No it
awildellethappears: jamespricearts: awildellethappears: jamespricearts: textsfromarda: (757): At McD
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (847): this is a family affair. You’re an embarrassment. (1-847): whatever it&r
textsfromarda: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re ma
textsfromarda: (718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u re
awildellethappears: jamespricearts: awildellethappears: jamespricearts: textsfromarda: (757): At McD
textsfromarda: (250): I don’t mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massive
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
textsfromarda: (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It inv
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massive
textsfromarda: (208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options. (submitte
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. TH
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
textsfromarda: (248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda: (937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the
textsfromarda: (847): this is a family affair. You’re an embarrassment. (1-847): whatever it&r
textsfromarda: (305): Something’s wrong. Everything’s on fire. Unless it was like that b
textsfromarda: (515): This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity. (
textsfromarda: (819): I have grass duct taped all over my body (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? No it
textsfromarda: (720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i j
textsfromarda: (949): We’re the kind of people who ruin family vacations
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
textsfromarda: (615): How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to s
textsfromarda: (306): She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant. (submitted
havisham: textsfromarda: (219): Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night. w
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
textsfromarda: (732): FYI… At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically
textsfromarda: (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than your
textsfromarda: (516): Just heard her singing at the school concert… I am honored my penis was
textsfromarda: (616): Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for
textsfromarda: (203):  I’d love to sympathize with you but I’m drunk in a mansion #
balonsballs: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right
textsfromarda: (330): how can u be prego again (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617)
textsfromarda: (949): We’re the kind of people who ruin family vacations
textsfromarda: (586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I woul
textsfromarda: (206): I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him… (s
textsfromarda: (819): I have grass duct taped all over my body (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (330): how can u be prego again (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (916): I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask. (submitted by zaatar
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
textsfromarda: (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. (su
textsfromarda: (832):  moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone #NOT EVERYONE MOSTL
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (304): You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing “Revenge Faces”.
textsfromarda: (44): I think he just caught a duck in mid flight (submitted by balonsballs)
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. TH
textsfromarda: (819): I have grass duct taped all over my body (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (501): Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun (submitted by greyjoypar
textsfromarda: (252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my
textsfromarda: (781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crash
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
textsfromarda: (732): FYI… At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
balonsballs: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right
textsfromarda: (252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my
textsfromarda: (515): This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity. (
textsfromarda: (972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t’s wif
textsfromarda: (708): I think she’s going to be dangerous to drink with, but I’m ready f
textsfromarda: (906): I think a kid would responsible me up (submitted by zaataronpita) #THAT&rs
textsfromarda: (586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I woul
textsfromarda: (724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
textsfromarda: (720): You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don’t give a fu
textsfromarda: (615): How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as “the guy who jack
textsfromarda: (919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919):&
textsfromarda: (906): I think a kid would responsible me up (submitted by zaataronpita) #THAT&rs
textsfromarda: (713): Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon. (submitted by lyncorbray)
textsfromarda: (937): Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
textsfromarda: (832):  moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone #NOT EVERYONE MOSTL
textsfromarda: (203):  I’d love to sympathize with you but I’m drunk in a mansion #
textsfromarda: (708): I think she’s going to be dangerous to drink with, but I’m ready f
textsfromarda: (208):  Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere (submitted
textsfromarda: (+61): Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It’s soaked in weakness. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire. (submitted b
textsfromarda: (306): She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant. (submitted
textsfromarda: (715): It’d be a romantic, consensual abduction
textsfromarda: (305): Something’s wrong. Everything’s on fire. Unless it was like that b
textsfromarda: (847): this is a family affair. You’re an embarrassment. (1-847): whatever it&r
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (618): the cab driver said that we weren’t the worst shit show he’d ever
textsfromarda: (207): I mean, he’s dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massive
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (44): I think he just caught a duck in mid flight (submitted by balonsballs)
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
textsfromarda: (781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crash
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (757): now there’s a facebook group for all the people whose lives i’ve r
textsfromarda: (732): FYI… At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically
textsfromarda: (732): FYI… At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically
textsfromarda: (631): its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from
textsfromarda: (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet,
textsfromarda: (978):  And I can feel feelings now and they hurt Poor baby. That is not actuall
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It inv
textsfromarda: (248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (317): I need to beat up a magician now. BRB. (submitted by zaataronpita) #LUTHIEN #T
textsfromarda: (719): we were pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall (submitted b
textsfromarda: (937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
textsfromarda: (781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617)
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
textsfromarda: (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet,
textsfromarda: (919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919):&
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
textsfromarda: (561): I’d introduce you to the guys, but you’d probably make them all fa
textsfromarda: (765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (713): Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon. (submitted by lyncorbray)
tekaihau: textsfromarda: (503): two words: eviction party (submitted by tekaihau) (I think this is f
textsfromarda: (325): Sometimes I envy you, when I’m not praying for your soul. (submitted by
textsfromarda: (847): this is a family affair. You’re an embarrassment. (1-847): whatever it&r
tekaihau: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (757): now there’s a facebook group for all the people
textsfromarda: (919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919):&
textsfromarda: (330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? No it
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
textsfromarda: (819): I have grass duct taped all over my body (submitted by zaataronpita)
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY AD
textsfromarda: (262): You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you ha
textsfromarda: (708): I think she’s going to be dangerous to drink with, but I’m ready f
textsfromarda: (865): I’ve fallen from my one moral pedestal (submitted by zaataronpita) #IT W
textsfromarda: (425): Do you think you’re physically and mentally capable of killing me? Becau
textsfromarda: (306): She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant. (submitted
textsfromarda: (720): So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money…but i j
textsfromarda: (940): He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I h
textsfromarda: (586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I woul
textsfromarda: (615): How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to s
textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. TH
veliseraptor: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (785): WE’RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY
textsfromarda: (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It’s so anticlimactic (submitted by zaa
textsfromarda: (248): Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
textsfromarda: (715): It’d be a romantic, consensual abduction
havisham: zaataronpita: textsfromarda: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks int
textsfromarda: (718): Ok so now that we’ve actually had sex do I get the last name or are u re
textsfromarda: (973): Bro, she broke her neck diving into a kiddy pool. (submitted by zaataronpita)
textsfromarda: (763): Because I can’t get laid, I’m day-drinking and hunting squirrels i
textsfromarda: (307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It inv
textsfromarda: (850): It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we’re baking, if he got me
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