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(705): He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on. DMCA

(780): so i fell out of a tree last night. someone told me... DMCA

(502): All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and... DMCA

(917): Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day. DMCA

(847): Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it DMCA

(201): Dilemma. I’m out of wine and I can’t put on... DMCA

(303): They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded... DMCA

(954): When he brought me into his room he showed me his James... DMCA

I should be writing an essay but instead I am very far down this blog and eating ice cream help DMCA

(479): Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something... DMCA

(617): We did blind alcohol taste testing and he got 10 of 10.... DMCA

(315): everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just... DMCA

(610): Ah well. Drinking wouldn’t be drinking without... DMCA

(732): He just chose domino’s over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING... DMCA

(+52): I think we might need a safe word for this… DMCA

$(607): They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin...$ (607): They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin... DMCA

(+61): I’m sitting here drinking whisky and listening to... DMCA

(573): my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to... DMCA

(410): I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was... DMCA

(314): He’s only going to be gone for two weeks... DMCA

(361): He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on... DMCA

(832): So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for... DMCA

(303): He’s not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He... DMCA

(978): i guess it wasn’t a booty call since he got home... DMCA

(601): I’m glad we can *facepalm* it together over the... DMCA

(971): Keep in mind this was 2012… YOLO was a very new... DMCA