I bring nothing to the table.

Just another coonass trying to survive the G̶u̶l̶f̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶M̶e̶x̶i̶c̶o̶, S̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ ̶L̶o̶u̶i̶s̶i̶a̶n̶a̶, W̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶T̶e̶x̶a̶s̶, ̶N̶o̶r̶w̶a̶y̶, P̶e̶r̶m̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶B̶a̶s̶i̶n̶,̶ R̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶S̶p̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶,̶...