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I sexually Identify as a Dreadnought. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of towering over the battlefield and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting xenos. People say to me that a person being a Dreadnought is heretical and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a techpriest install a power fist, 90 mm assault cannons and a heavy flamer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Brother” and respect my right to purge the enemies of the Emperor. If you can’t accept me you’re a heretic and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.